JUNIOR MINTS? YOU GOT IT!

I've been walking around saying this everywhere I go. For no reason. It just makes me laugh.

STANLEY TUCCI'S DOG

Last night, I have no idea why, I couldn't stop laughing imagining Stanley Tucci putting on a one man play in the dog park where he performed as a dog. In the nude. Running around eating dog biscuits and barking and chasing tennis balls.

PAUL SIMON. PART GARFUNKEL

BINDERS FULL OF WYMAN

http://bindersfullofwomen.tumblr.com/post/34030859366/binders-full-of-wyman

CANADIAN 5 DOLLAR BILL MUSINGS - LELAND PALMER

Why is Leland Palmer on the Canadian 5 dollar bill?

SOMETIMES IT'S OKAY TO GET DIRTY!

It really is!

I LOOK FUCKING FABULOUS!

I look fucking fabulous in a little, black, insect dress!

PINK POOP

Fun instructions for interacting with Wang Shugang's "The Meeting" outdoor sculpture. Place pink poo under crouching red statue.

BEYONCE VOTED MOST BEAUTIFUL. BUT I WOULD HAVE VOTED FOR YOU.

I really would have.

BIG DREAM

I have no idea.